Rookie Card
Near Mint
San Diegans can rest assured knowing that along with
Rookie Card's debut EP First Day of Class, released
years ago last year, there is also a brand-spanking
new full-length album that goes by the name Near Mint.
The most glaring initial oddity is the album's title.
Rookie Card is firmly based in the beautiful
metropolis known as San Diego, which is nowhere near
any city or town by the name of "Mint," so why the
title? Maybe they just meant to call it "Spearmint"
and there was a miscommunication with the printing
factory.
Of course I kid, Near Mint is obviously one of the
many, MANY, (too many perhaps?) references to baseball
or baseball card collecting these guys are notorious
for. The correct reference point for the title "Near
Mint" can be extolled via the following sample
conversation:
Person #1: Hello friend, did you get that new Rookie
Card CD, Near Mint?
Person #2: Yes friend, I did. I opened it but I
haven't listened to it yet.
Person #1: So you're telling me, friend, that it's
in "near mint" condition?
Person #2: Yes friend, that would be correct since if
it was still in it's original plastic
shrink-wrap purchase state, the condition would be
considered "mint."
Person #1: Yes, mint as in perfect condition,
friend.
Person #3: Well friends, then I guess I have an old
Whitesnake CD that’s in mint condition
because I received it as a gift in '89 and never
opened it 'cuz I knew it would suck.
I can't say the advance copy I received of Near Mint
is in "near mint" condition anymore since I have been
spinning the shit out of that little nugget of joy.
The album blows their old EP out of the water and
proves that Rookie Card is more than just an energetic
live rock act; they are also more than capable of
writing enough kick ass originals to form a rock-solid
full-length.
The sound is pretty straight-forward pop-rock with
some southern soul thrown in to mix it up a bit. If I
could guess major influences I'd say Big Star, Posies,
Tom Petty, The Kinks, and, of course, The Beatles.
What I found most startling on my initial listen is
how closely lead singer/additional axe man Adam
Gimbel's voice resembles that of Minus 5/Young Fresh
Fellows front man Scott McCaughey. Both singers share
a love of irony, harmonies, and pop-songs. And come
to think of it, their music is pretty darn
interchangeable. Maybe Gimbel will follow McCaughey's
footsteps to being the next R.E.M. multi-instrumental
sideman.
Okay, now back to reality.
It should certainly be stated that the other members
of the band, Nasr Helewa on drums, Dylan Martinez on
guitar, and recently departed bassist Jason Hee all
give performances which lead you to believe they are
anything but rookies. The tight-playing and varying
song-structures certainly couldn’t be tackled by a
bunch of amateurs.
So what about the songs? Well numero dos,
"Constantly Waiting" is notable for it’s great use of
vocal "ooo's" over a sweet guitar solo. "The Sun
Always Shines on Christmas" is a bic-lighter worthy
anthem, even though the claim made by the title is
almost certainly false. "Repeat to Fade" is a sonic
homage to all things great about southern rock-even
though it doesn’t mention Jack Daniels. "Gimme
Closure" sounds like late-era Superdrag (just last
year actually) and may be the albums most eligible
hooker. As in hooking listeners the first time they
hear it. Get your mind out of the gutter.
So get off yer ass already and go out and buy this
album. Don't burn it from a friend either cuz these
guys are most definitely genuinely poor starving
artists who could actually use the money to perform
such amazing feats as buying lunch at Arby's.